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Whitewater CE Primary School

Whitewater CE Primary School

Friday 12th June 2020

Smile!

God Morning, Good Morning!

How are we all today? We thought that we all might like to hear some of your amusing stories or jokes today to brighten us all up in preparation for a brilliant weekend. 

To start us off - a teacher joke:

Question: What do you say to comfort your grammar teacher?

Answer: There, their, they're

Looking forward to hearing from you!

  • Fox Esme ago
    Hi Mrs L and Mrs B, here are some jokes from my joke book, why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her pupils were so bright. What do you call a Spaniard who has had his car stolen? Carlos. Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because he was knocked by the first koala. Why did the last koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and joined in. Hope you have a nice weekend, from Esme.
  • Mrs L & Mrs B ago
    Hi Esme - fab jokes, really brought a smile to our faces on this dark, rainy, cold and slightly miserable-looking Friday afternoon :) Have a lovely weekend and thank you for cheering us all up!
  • Fox Aston ago
    What animal was the first in space? THE COW THAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A DINO-SNORE Why did it sound like the presents were singing?THEY WERE COVERED IN RAPPING PAPER Hope you all have a good weekend 😂
  • Mrs L & Mrs B ago
    Hey there Aston! Trust you to come up with some good giggle jokes, My favourite is the DINO-SNORE :):):) You have a great weekend too!